When we last left our Kardashian friends, Kim and Kris decided that Khloe shouldn’t be at the wedding. Since we’ve all seen the photos of the actual wedding and we know that Khloe will actually be there, I think tonight will be less about the family drama and more about the Ba-Ling.
And so, here we are, revving up to live blog for the 2nd night in a row the wedding of Kim Kardashian to a man who I don’t know that she even really likes, let alone loves.. but my God, isn’t she really pretty? And she likes things that sparkle and I find her sisters pretty funny and honestly, she has us contemplating butt pads, so.. I’m guilty of watching.
Over on the Huffington Post (they too were tirelessly live blogging) a lot of readers were HATING with a caps lock on about how DUMB it was to watch the wedding and WHO CARES about the Kardashians and how Kim has NO TALENT.. and do you know what we say at AAB? NO! Not TRUE.
She doesn’t have talent, that is true (besides amazing makeup application skills- they do their own make up most of the time). BUT, she is a TRUE American dream come true. If someone would have told me a few years ago that Paris Hilton’s friend who was in the sex tape with Brandy’s Brother was going to be SOOO famous that I mention her name in my office at least 1-2 times a day, well I never would have believed them.
AND, while she grew up rich and privileged and well connected, she didn’t use those things to pay her way to fame.. She got fame and her own money the old fashioned way- by exploiting her sex appeal. No one has ridden their sex appeal so far since Marky Mark dumped the funky bunch in lieu of his Calvin Klein boxers.
SOOOO, with further ado, we wait patiently for Kim to marry Kris, for Khloe to fret and for Kourtney and Kris to seem blissfully unaware of the madness around them… Stay tuned and refresh often!
9:04. Khloe ‘s mom tells her “You can never be too honest!” I TOTALLY AGREE!
9:05 POOR BRUCE JENNER!!! HOW DID HE GET HERE?
KARDASHIAN LESSON 11: When you hear about ANYONE’s engagement, just SHUT UP! Don’t talk shit about your sisters engagement (and, frankly, don’t talk shit about your sisters on TV in either direction… you are both wrong here!)
KARDASHIAN LESSON 12: If you are having issues with your sibling, don’t extend it to their Significant Others… be the bigger person!
KARDASHIAN LESSON 13: Try to NOT make a sex tape. it MAY open doors for you, but it is strange when you have family gatherings to know that they all saw you and Brandy’s Brother…
KARDASHIAN LESSON 14: Don’t bring up things like name changes at the bridal shower or other event!
KARDASHIAN LESSON 15: Learn about changing your name professionally vs. Personally BEFORE you start telling everyone about it.
KARDASHIAN LESSON 16: you absolutely CANNOT, NOT, invite people to the wedding and then dis-invite them. There isn’t even a grammatical expression for dis or uninviting people because it’s not OK.
KARDASHIAN LESSON 17: TRY really hard to NOT cry to your step dad who has been there for you for years about your dad not being there. Cry to your mom or your sisters, but on National TV, it is sad to see your loving step dad be cried upon.
KARDASHIAN LESSON 18: Don’t take your fights to the other parties. Not a big deal.
KARDASHIAN LESSON 19: Take your dad’s shirts and cut hearts or other pieces out of them and sew them into your dresses. I think this is the most thoughtful part of the whole thing…
This post is easily my favorite wedding thing this week. But, you know, Lessons #12 & 14 happen ALL THE TIME. Sigh.
Agree with everything and am quite impressed that your tweets weren’t more focused on the impending doom of this union. EXCEPT… I think it shows how close Kim and Bruce are that she can tell him she wishes her dad were there. Bruce knows there is no substitute for a real daddy, he’s only doing his best to fill the void. If he had gotten upset about it, I think we would all hate him for not understanding how important a father is in our lives.
Well said!
Agreed!
#15 is very good advice!!!
Lol at #13!
OMG! #16 nearly happened to me. Great tips.
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Haha Some great advice you got there.